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I'VE GOT THIS STEEL TUBE
THAT YOU HOLD LIKE THIS
YOU POINT IT AT YOUR TARGET
THEN YOU PULL BACK THE LEVER

AND A PIECE OF POINTED METAL
THE SIZE OF HALF A B&H
LEAPS OUT OF THE INSTRUMENT
SHOOT WHEN I TELL YOU TO FIRE MEN

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HERE IN THE CATALOGUE
LOTS OF STRANGE DEVICES
THAT WILL REMOVE YOUR POSITION
BUT LEAVE YOU THERE YOU TO DIE
GOD KNOWS HOW IT WORKS
SO JUST CONSIDER ITS POTENTIAL
I KNOW ITS VERY EXPENSIVE
BUT INVESTMENT CREATES INTEREST

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YOUR COUNTRY MUST COME FIRST
IN THE ARMAMENTS RACE
SECONDS TOO LATE
BUY NOW WHILE STOCKS LAST
INTERVENE IN OTHER LANDS WITH CONFIDENCE
HIT THEM WITH HARDWARE IT HURTS
JUST ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION
HAS ANYBODY ELSE BOUGHT ONE

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